"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
"I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
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