"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
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Source: Patrick Ness (2008). “The Knife of Never Letting Go”, Candlewick Press (MA)
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