"What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?"
"It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?"
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Source: Before I Wake. Book by Rachel Vincent, 2011.
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