"I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache."
"I've certainly had less practice at fatherhood than I have at acting, but in fatherhood, at least my failures are private!"
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"My only foray into anything stock-market-related was in my eighth grade social studies class. I have steered clear ever since."
"I'm a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games."
"Im pretty quick to delete something off of my phone if its become obsolete. And things like RSS readers have made life easier - all of the headlines are going to be related to a topic Im interested in."
"I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins."
"In college, my friend Melanie and I used to have weekly Jimmy Stewart viewings, and 'Harvey' seemed to make its way into the rotation an inordinate amount of times."