"I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache."
"I would like to ban people being allowed to text while in a crosswalk."
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"My only foray into anything stock-market-related was in my eighth grade social studies class. I have steered clear ever since."
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"I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins."
"In college, my friend Melanie and I used to have weekly Jimmy Stewart viewings, and 'Harvey' seemed to make its way into the rotation an inordinate amount of times."