"If there is a heaven, Jane Austen is sitting in a small room with Mother Teresa and Princess Diana, listening to Duran Duran, forever. If there's a hell, she's standing."
"You know people are always putting Ulysses in the top 10 books ever written but I doubt that any of those people were really moved by it."
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"I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican."
"It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time."
"I see people in terms of dialogue and I believe that people are their talk."
"Some of the people who look the most normal are probably the maddest people trying to look normal."
"Good ideas are often murdered by better ones."