"By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded."
"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time."
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