"Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
"He who has provoked the shaft of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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Source: Anecdotes of Samuel Johnson, LL.D. during the last twenty years of his life.
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