"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
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Source: Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.446, Penguin
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