"Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?"
"I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect."
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Source: Simone Elkeles (2011). “Leaving Paradise”, p.201, North Star Editions, Inc.
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