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"Sometimes things which at the moment may be perceived as obstacles-and actually be obstacles, difficulties, or drawbacks-can in the long run result in some good end which would not have occurred if it had not been for the obstacle."
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Source: Steve Allen, Jane Wollman (1992). “How to be funny: discovering the comic you”
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