"Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."
"I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry."
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Source: Papal attraction. Interview with Douglas Coupland, www.theguardian.com. March 19, 2006.
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