"Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."
"I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist I wouldn't get up, I wouldn't shave, I wouldn't watch Batman at 7:30 a.m. Pessimists just don't do that sort of thing."
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Source: Stop me if you've heard this one before. NME Magazine, February 20, 1988.
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