"Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."
"Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens."
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Source: Papal attraction by Douglas Coupland, www.theguardian.com. March 19, 2006.
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