"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
"How is MS-DOS like MSG? Both raise your blood pressure and give you a tightening sensation around your forehead."
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Source: In Venting, a Computer Visionary Educates by John Markoff, www.nytimes.com. January 10, 2009.
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