"Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist."
"If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it."
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Source: In D. A. Wilson 'Carlyle at his Zenith' (1927) p. 238
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