"If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong."
"You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal."
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Source: Tom Upton (2008). “Mourning Doves”, p.139, Tom Upton
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