"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
"For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself."
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Source: Virginia Graham (1967). “Don't blame the mirror”
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