"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!"

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Source: Interview with Jennifer Van Evra, blankonblank.org. 2002.

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Wayne Campbell

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Wayne Campbell is a fictional character from 'Wayne's World,' known for his comedic take on youth culture and self-identity.

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