"Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste."
"If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help."
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Source: Type A's, hurry up and learn patience! Here's how by Jennifer Nelson, www.today.com. June 16, 2011.
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