"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
"[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on giant sausages all the afternoon and had the movements down pretty pat, but then, giant sausages weren’t necks and all the wishing in the world wouldn’t make them so."
4 likes
Source: William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.211, A&C Black
About the author
Same author
More quotes by William Goldman
"Nobody knows anything."
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
"Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high."
"Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords."