"It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time."
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"It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time."
"I'm not much of a jokester."
"What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?"
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"."
"You never really know the guy until you sit down with him."
"Acting had always been the social scene I'd fallen into. It was sort of a merry band of band geeks and theater nerds."
"My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job.""
"I'm always looking, as an actor, for activities. I think it's far more interesting to watch what people do than what they say. You always want to watch behavior, because the dialogue as written by our illustrious leaders is great. Eminently playable."