"I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment."
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"The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling."
"Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking."
"I also admit, that there are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits which are not good till they are rotten."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius."
"Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity."
"Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view."
"Our current drug crisis is a tragedy born of a phony system of classification. For reasons that are little more than accidents of history, we have divided a group of nonfood substances into two categories: items purchasable for supposed pleasure (such as alcohol), and illicit drugs."
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled."
"I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain; it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine."
"I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller."
"Rationally speaking, blaming one's behavior on alcohol or drugs is like blaming the ladder by which you descended into a pit, or the staircase that took you down to a cellar, for what you found there."
"Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!"
"Out on the street, you never know what you're getting, and suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head with a tennis racket, wearing a towel, quoting Poe. You don't want that for your kid. You really don't want that."
"To be a follower of The Honorable Elijah Mohammed, you have to completely extain from alcohol, or fornication, adultered, killin', stealin', lyin'. I would say that the people are not rejectin' the Honorable Elijah Mohammed because they don't believe what he teach."
"Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos."
"I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude."
"Valium would have helped that bash."
"That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol."