"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."
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"Every time we sit down to eat, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for animals. Do it for the environment and do it for your health."
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"If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points."
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"Never go with a hippie to a second location."
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"How can we turn our back on an endeavor which increases our children's cultural intelligence, heightens individual sensitivity and deepens our collective sense of humanity? I suggest to you that we cannot."
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"Books make great gifts because you don't have to plug them in."
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"To me, the Republican Party is the real great tragedy of the last 25 years because there are lot of good and decent people and a lot of good political points [that have] come from the Republican Party in the post-war period, but it has been hijacked by these fundamentalist wackos."
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"There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level - forget about the media - than ever before. We've never needed people to think more critically than now, and they've taken a big nap."
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"There's three things: there's masculinity, there's intelligence, there's sensitivity. You've got to bring those three things to a leading man's role: masculinity, sensitivity, intelligence. In some people, there's a little too much in the mix of one or the other."
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"I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over."
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"Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly."
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"One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature."
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"New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign."
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"To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is very tough."
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"In the theater, you act more of the time. In the movies, you get to act maybe 20 or 30 minutes of the day. I love acting in movies. It's just different."
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"For better or ill, I was very heavily influenced by men I knew who always dressed formally."
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"If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country."
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"Only one thing counts in this life - get them to sign on the line that is dotted."
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"I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems."
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"I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to."
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