"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."
"[American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel late at night. No one can hear your cries and complaints and it is not over until they say it's over."
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Source: Alec Baldwin: A 'Rock' Throughout The Ages. Fresh Air with Dave Davies, www.npr.org. June 25, 2012.
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