"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."
"I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!"
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Source: “Alec Baldwin: the Dark Knight” by Lisa Depaulo, www.elle.com. November 17, 2009.
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