"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
"Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit."
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Source: Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Michael Teague (1981). “Mrs. L.: conversations with Alice Roosevelt Longworth”, Doubleday Books
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