Funny Inspirational quotes
173 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness."
"If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
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"Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper."
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats."
"Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you do not admire; until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy."
"I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose."
"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet."
"Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost."
"The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do."
"Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease."
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."
"It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician."
"To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
"I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child."
"Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, love or pride, were so deep and sharp that in the end they left you raw, exposed and yes, in pain. The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent's heart bared, beating forever outside its chest."
"Nature itself is the best physician."
"Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass."
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
