"If I am ever in the position where I wish to seduce someone I will simply assure her it’s better than rats."
Read quote
3 likes
Quote collection
24 quotes — follow a thought to its full quote page.
"If I am ever in the position where I wish to seduce someone I will simply assure her it’s better than rats."
"She tried to allow herself only one biting remark an hour, and she had already overstepped her allowance."
"You tell anyone that I cried, and I'll cut your liver out." "Do you even know where a human liver resides?"[...] "Yes," she said, and punched him in it."
"The best thing to do if you start thinking such things (falling in love) is to lie down and wait for it to pass. It always does."