"A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache."
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"I'm not only a fan of Apple products, I have stock in the company. I think Steve Jobs has started one of the greatest corporations in the world."
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"Women are silver dishes into which we put golden apples."
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"See you just don’t understand women the way I do J.D. They want it all: a career apple martinis financial independence great shoes but at the same time—and this they’ll never admit—they are drawn to patriarchal men who are dominant and controlling. That’s the essence of the Darcy complex. He may be an asshole but he’s an asshole that gets the girl in the end."
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"Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple."
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"It's always been Apple's goal to ship something we were proud of and something people would be proud to own, and I think that's still true from thirty years ago."
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"Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner."
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"I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz."
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"I had an argument with my students on why they want to present their work in an iBook, it's like your sister who has no design training, put on some outfits in the bedroom, took some pictures, sent them to Apple and after paying 40 quid, you have a portfolio! I can't believe it."
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