"I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not."
Arses quotes
Arses
42 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
42 quotes
Keith Miller
Author, Motivational Speaker
D. H. Lawrence
Novelist, Poet
"The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist."
Benjamin Franklin
Inventor, Statesman, Author
"The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse."
Terry Pratchett
Author
"A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had."
Lily Allen
Singer-Songwriter
"If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens."
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