"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners."
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Source: And the lion shall lie down with the lame by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2002.
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