"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough."
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Source: Arthur Smith: What I see in the mirror by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2009.
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