"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags."
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Source: Culture by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. October 17, 2001.
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