"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance."
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Source: Carry on gurning by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2002.
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