"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?"
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Source: Haute couture for the couch potato by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2002.
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