"I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be."
"The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it."
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Source: Underwater comedy by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2001.
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