"To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed... There is nothing sweeter in the world."
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"Jesus rose from the grave and you, you can't even get out of bed."
"And when thou art weary I'll find thee a bed, Of mosses and flowers to pillow thy head."
"Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise."
"What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace"
"This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"
"The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down."
"With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it."
"Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you've brought breakfast in bed you'll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal."
"Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!"
"Life is always either; a tight -rope or a feather-bed . — Give me the tightrope."
"Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck."
"If you want to deserve Hell, you need only stay in bed. The world is iniquity; if you accept it, you are an accomplice, if you change it you are an executioner."
"I just want some head in a comfortable bed."
"Every woman over fifty should stay in bed until noon."
"I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite."
"All the time we spent in bed, counting miles before we said, fall in love and fall apart, things will end before they start."
"I want to get up in the morning and just roll over in my bed into an indoor swimming pool. And then swim to the breakfast table."
"Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel."
"I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing."
"Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning... I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!"