"Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."
Benches quotes
Benches
88 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Explore further
Topics related to Benches
Browse quotes that often appear alongside benches — connected by shared ideas and recurring themes.
Quote collection
Benches quotes (page 1 of 5)
Follow a thought to its author, or read the full quote page.
"Bench me or trade me."
"I intend to go right on appointing highly qualified individuals of the highest personal integrity to the bench, individuals who understand the danger of short-circuiting the electoral process and disenfranchising the people through judicial activism."
"I want to lie down on the bench then, or better yet, on the grass, rest on something living and see if I can hear the dead underneath."
"Anyone who's had a shower and hasn't ingested illegal narcotics within a couple of days stands out on a bench in the courthouse."
"History as the slaughter-bench"
"This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!"
"He lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the swinging bench, head spinning, and threw the cigarette to the ground and stomped on it, convinced my Great Perhaps did not involve cigarettes."