"Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead."
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"I did an episode of The Profiler. I actually worked on the last episode of Murphy Brown."
"When the leaves turn brown, I'll be wearing the batting crown"
"I was shooting 45 times a game. What was I supposed to do? Pass it into Chris Mihm & Kwame Brown?"
"I'm really interested in modern history, but to fulfill a History degree at Brown you have to do modern and pre-modern."
"Football is becoming all about money. I would like to be in a lift with Gordon Brown and say, 'Please do something about football.'"
"I have so many playlists full of Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown."
"...the people at large absolutely gave James Brown respect. He was an original like a Rembrandt or a Picasso"
"The hardest thing about being James Brown is I have to live. I don't have no down time."
"Mo Nighean donn," he whispered," mo chridhe. My brown lass, my heart." Come to me. Cover me. Shelter me. a bhean, heal me. Burn with me, as I burn for you."
"I respect Chris Brown. I'd like to call myself a friend - I don't know if I'm allowed to do that."
"You know, I've always told him (Larry Brown) I wanted the relationship that Michael Jackson... Michael Jordan, I'm sorry. ... I wanted the same relationship with him like Phil Jackson and Michael Jordan had."
"Those small brown men who sell their sisters on the streets of Cairo were once the mighty Egyptians."
"Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose."
"People still come up to me and ask whether I am Louise Brown or if they've seen me somewhere else before."