"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'"

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Source: If Davide Geffen or Elton John is rich, isn't it a sigh of God's favor?. The Advocate Magazine, April 28, 1998.

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Bruce Baum

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Bruce Baum is a comedian and writer known for his unique blend of humor and social commentary, particularly in his stand-up performances.

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