"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."
"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'"
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Source: If Davide Geffen or Elton John is rich, isn't it a sigh of God's favor?. The Advocate Magazine, April 28, 1998.
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