"I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it."
About Bruce Bruce
Bruce Bruce — Life and Legacy
Bruce Bruce is a prominent figure in the world of comedy, celebrated for his ability to weave humor into the fabric of everyday life. His distinctive style often reflects his personal journey, tackling themes of resilience and the human experience. One of his notable quotes, 'Laughter is the best medicine,' encapsulates his belief in the therapeutic power of humor, suggesting that laughter can be a vital tool in overcoming life's challenges. Bruce's comedy is deeply rooted in his life experiences, often sharing stories that resonate with audiences on a personal level. He challenges the notion that comedy should shy away from serious topics, instead using humor as a lens to explore deeper societal issues. For instance, his commentary on race and identity is both poignant and entertaining, revealing the complexities of these subjects while inviting laughter. Today, Bruce Bruce's quotes and comedic insights continue to inspire and uplift, reminding us that humor can be a powerful means of connection and healing. His work not only entertains but also encourages audiences to embrace their struggles with a sense of humor, making his contributions to comedy both significant and enduring.
Quote collection
Bruce Bruce quotes
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"If you love love, then love loves you too"
"Being a bigger person, whether you're male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a so-called superstar. Perfect body, perfect figure, good looking, and smart. And larger people, we have to fit in anywhere we can and the best way we can, so to speak. The way the world looks at you at being perfect, and nobody's perfect."
"I don't believe in "average people" doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you're a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel version of yourself, and get right after it"
"Women do fool around. But the reason they don't get caught is that when a woman mess with a man he lives cross town, out of town. Fellas we mess with next door neighbor, co-worker, wondering why she found out."
"I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that."
"Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. So, I'm not like the average comedian. They have an ending joke; they always holler Peace! I'm out of here, and walk off stage. So, basically, when I get through performing on stage, I just walk off."
"My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor."
"I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restaurant and a chef. The whole thing, red carpet, and treating people nice, for people to come back and have a good time. That's the kind of comedy club I want to open up."