"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Of course building a kitchen makes all the symmetric sense in the world because everybody's burning calories at 120 beats a minute. You could even register it on a graph at the DJ booth. "How fast are they burning calories, sir?" "126 a minute." "Are you sure?" "Oh, I'm very sure." You can meter that out."
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Source: Jim White jumped into the limo to discover where people fit in with 'this rock'n'roll thing'. Jim White, The Independent, February 17, 1994.
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