Diapers quotes
38 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left."
"No one likes change... but babies in diapers."
"Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get."
"Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on."
"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change."
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"There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me."
"What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials."
"I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9."