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"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
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"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."
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"Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo"
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"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
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"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
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"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."
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"Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently."
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"'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip."
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"If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert"
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"I should have written that down. - Dilbert"
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"Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night."
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