"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
"Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so."
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Source: Dorothy Parker (1936). “Not So Deep as a Well”, Macmillan Company of Canada
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