Bette Davis
Actress
"The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms."
Bathroom quotes
Bathroom
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Seth Green
Actor
"The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely."
Marlene Dietrich
Actress, Singer
"A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms."
Dorothy Parker
Poet, Writer, Critic
"Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so."
George Carlin
Comedian, Actor
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
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"[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
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"Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom."
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"I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about"
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"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
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"I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS."
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"When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off."
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"I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case."
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"If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher."
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"After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight."
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"But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom."
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"I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray."
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"Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms."
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"Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm."
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"I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart."
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"We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub."
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