"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
"If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much; But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn."
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Source: Dorothy Parker (1944). “Dorothy Parker”
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