"Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
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Source: Dorothy Parker (2004). “Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words”, Taylor Trade Publishing
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