"I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't seem like anything to do with me."
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"I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?"
"There's been times when I've been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right there. I mean, if you ever tried to ski when you're wasted, it's not easy. Try and ski a slalom when … you hit a gate less than every one a second, so it's risky, you know. You're putting your life at risk there. It's like driving drunk only there's no rules about it in ski racing."
"I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian."
"You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf."
"Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche."
"I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum."
"We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?"
"I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory."
"As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter."
"A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk."
"The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober."
"He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts. (Shakespeare, Love's Labor's Lost, IV)"
"I have drunk and seen the spider."
"whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all and left no friendly drop to help me after. i will kiss thy lips some poisin doth hang on them, to help me die with a restorative. thy lips are warm. yea noise then ill be brief oh happy dagger this is thy sheath. there rust and let me die."
"I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand."
"I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have liked to have the boozing scholars of the Universities wheeled into line and properly chastised for their squalid misuse of what I must ever regard as a gift of the gods."
"I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute."
"I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk."
"And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. It agitates and tears him, and perhaps almost bereaves him of the power of articulation."